To whom it may concern

Why’d you make me human?

Why’d you put in this place?

This planet?

These people?

This face?

At first I thought “you’re joking”

They’re a bunch of bloody idiots

Yet arrogant enough to call themselves the master race!

Some of them are useless and others don’t care a jot

Throw in those who think they’re educated …

Well you can keep the ducking lot

They claim to be the sentient ones

The ones who are the most evolved

Well they’d better start living up to expectations

Before they have a climate catastrophe soon to solve

For now I’ll keep on standing here

And shouting out the score

Either until the mothership collects me

Or the police breakdown my door